it is silky + shiny + bleeds its golden fairy dust all over the other virtuous, law-abiding garments. i would provide an apt close-up of the leopard-face detail but that would rob it of all its mystery, right? all you need to know is that i found it in an armpit in urbana-champaign + that it is fabulous.
p.s. i accidentally wore it on a first non-date/date + i think i scared him away because i was unintentionally dressed like liza minnelli. OH CRAP I DRESS LIKE LIZA MINNELLI.
