modern experiments in urban camouflague

modern experiments in urban camouflage:


you can hire me

i didn't know i was poor until someone told me. this position reaps
unexpected advantages. when everyone was running around like farm
animals with their brains bursting about the economic recession, i
didn't feel a thing because i had always been living penny to penny.
i've always been living spottingly - but that has never
made me a greedy monster. i care enough to feed myself but i
don't care enough to tango with money-making schemes or chase
dream clouds of dollar signs. i will probably walk into your
office soon, covered in stripes and lace. you can hire me.

cream stripe pipe shirt, h & m ($24.95)
but i'm not a christmas present bow, top shop ($20)